Saturday, December 27, 2008
MERRY XMAS 圣诞快乐
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Modern praying method
Sick sick sick
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Aunty and uncle
it was funny...last week, my mum invited her friends over for dinner....as usual, my mum cooked a lot...a feast for 30 guests...the guests started coming around dinner time and i went down to greet them, just to be polite...a lot of people came with kids...somehow after marriage, people do not dress up and make up anymore...naturally, they look like...hhmmm...hmmm...uncles and aunties....well, so this unfortunate lady who has 2 kids came to the front door...my mum introduced me and said "this is my daughter", pointing at me...then i smiled at her and called her aunty...thinking that she would be happy to be greeted so politely and i expected her to give me a smile and said "乖"...instead, immediately after i greeted her with "aunty", her expression changed, smile faded and she just looked at me...blankly...OMG OMG, i thought to myself...what did i say wrong?! only after my dinner that i realised, oh dear, the lady with 2 kids may well be younger than me or just a few years younger than me..her kids are still...so, so, so young...because i'm not married yet, i still feel like a kid...thus, everyone with kids feel older than me and i thought it is just appropriate to be called aunty...oh dear..what a BIG mistake....so after some reflection, i think it's just safer for me to greet ppl from now on with a simple "hello".....just to be save...afterall, im not that young anymore >_<
scary or funny?
then my friend told us something really funny...she said the sister went travelling with her friends one time...i forgot where...one day while they were strolling around, they saw chinese opera on the street and that all the chairs in front of the stage were all empty...they were so happy, they said to each other that it was free opera and they got to sit down and watch...and so they did....after a while, someone tapped them on the shoulder and told them that the opera was not performed for them and the seats were not for the human too...both of them looked at each other, turned green and quickly got up and left....that night, both of them were....were....damn tired and went to sleep early...buwahahha..what were u thinking? :p
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Depressed
according to LJ the other day that i must control my weight coz now it's easier to differentiate between jenn and me...i still remember a comment made by a friend who hasnt met jenn before...she said she saw my twin the other day...i said oh ya? how do you know that's not me...i could've gone back without telling ya...guess what she said????? She said, Nah, i won't mistaken her for u coz she's thinner *slap* *faint* *cry*....jenn, i hope you are happy~~~~ :'(