Ways to die early and painless-ly~~~

Hey guys, ever think of dying peacefully? slowly? painless-ly? hehe....me have found some Grrrreeat~~ ideas to share with you all. If you wanna live longer, better don follow step by step....here's how.

For the non-chinese readers, I have thoughtfully summarised the useful ways of committing suicide for your convenience.

1. Skip breakfast;

2. Jog with empty tummy;

3. Make tea with BOILING hot water;

4. Don't brush your teeth before you go to bed;

5. Don't wash your face before you go to bed;

6. Use chopsticks with paint to take your meals;

7. Take vinegar when you have a fish bone stuck in your throat;

8. Take pills that are left unsealed;

9. Put your cutlery on plastic table cover; and

10. Take strong tea when u are drunk.

Just keep repeating the methods in your head over and over...remember, thoughts become action, action becomes habit and you will die sooner than you thought. hehe...

Believe me, these ideas will work like magic...hehe...if u don't trust me, u could try ^ ^

My improved cantonese

Met up with some friends last nite in Causeway Bay...after 1 yr + 9 months in HK, i didnt think my cantonese can be considered as good...haha....well, this friend brought another friend who has just returned to HK after XXX yrs in USA and he speaks "wai wai" cantonese and instantly, i felt tat there is a sense of familiarity, because it sounds just like mine!! According to his standard, my cantonese is very GOOooood....hhhmmm...happy or not happy? well, my other hong kong friends told him that i was terrible when i 1st came, but now, my cantonese is very good and very accurate, just tat i sound like an ABC....well, i am happy with my progress and thanks to them, my colleagues who won't speak other language to me except for Cantonese and my effort, i have passed the kindergarten level (^V^)y well, honestly there are still a lot of things i wanna say in cantonese and I couldnt, like when i feel like ordering something i wanna eat, but because i dono how to say it in cantonese, i switch to something that is easier for me to order...and there are alot of times i insist on ordering what i wanna eat by pointing to them and most of the time, i am given another things...hhhmmm....is it because my finger is too big??? hahaha...i doubt it :p Hopefully i can turn my Hakka cantonese into HK Cantonese soon....my tounge is still struggling~~~~

Starbucks

I am having a cup of my toffee gingerbread latte right now while writing this blog...the name of the coffee is so xmas....and i got it from santa claus...hiak hiak hiak..how did tat happen? Let me tell u a "story" (in indian tone)...well, today is the day starbucks shows their xmas spirit to those with HIV/AIDS. The activity is supposed to help with the donation for the charity....well, i fully support the charity because i get a cup of coffee for FREEEeeeee....heheh...LOL...hey, im not as "cheap" as it sounds okie?! I just spent my precious one office hour to line up in front of starbucks, standing on high heels to grab just a cup of coffee so tat Starbucks could help the needy....Hey, i show some xmas spirit too :) Business has never been so good....in fact, ppl who lined up are ppl who "Curi Tulang" from office and used xmas spirit as an excuse to leave office....hey, u know, this is a great opportunity for bosses to come and catch their staff and definitely a good excuse to cut salary...hehehe...we all shld have xmas spirit...it's just one hr from work to help the needy...hehehe... the flavours are so xmas as well...toffee gingerbread latte, toffee nuts latte and toffee peppermint latte....only i ordered toffee nuts latte and got toffee gingerbread latte instead.... :( but im happy with the flavour ;p Let all of us have xmas spirit this coming xmas and do more charities like this....hopefully we will have more freebies...hhmmm..like free krispy kreme donuts soon...yum yum...my favourite (YEAH YEAH)...the thought of it makes me drooOOOOooolllll

No Inspiration yet

Today i woke up feeling excited about the new blog that i have created...and i feel like writing something but the problem is, i dono what to write coz i don feel inspirational today...haha...gosh...the more u force urself to do something, the less productive u are....mayb we shld just go with the flow, let nature takes its course...do wat we feel like doing when we wanna do it instead of restricting ourselves and forcing ourselves to do wat we thnk we shld do and what is right to do....Very philosophical of me isn't it? haha...okie, nothing much to write, just feel like dropping a line or two today just to make my blog looks longer. Have a nice day ppl :) oh, btw, since this post has no picture, i plan to make it more interesting by adding colours to it.... pls pls pls, don get annoyed with me :p

What am I doing here???!!!

I have no idea what I am doing here???? i told my friends that I'm not interested in writing a blog and here i am, writing my own blog...haha...it just so happened that i was looking at some other bloggers' bloggies including my friend's and something HIT me hard on the head telling me that i shld just create one...for fun....who knows, i might end up like Kenny sia (for those who dono him, he's a guy from malaysia who recently earns his fame through blogging)....life is full of uncertainties...hehe... Well, maybe writing a blog is good too...at least i could use it to serve the following purposes:

• keep my friends updated about my current well-being when they are too lazy or too busy to keep in touch with me;
• for those who wanna get to know me to know me better;
• for those who thought they know me but only realise tat they dont after reading my blogs; and
• just to entertain ppl (if they find it entertaining at all) and to "entertain" myself :D

Okie dokie...now i have given myself enough reasons (or excuses) to start a blog of my own. Hopefully, all the objectives i mentioned will be achieved :)

Looking forward to write more blogs when i have the inspiration :p