Ways to die early and painless-ly~~~

Hey guys, ever think of dying peacefully? slowly? painless-ly? hehe....me have found some Grrrreeat~~ ideas to share with you all. If you wanna live longer, better don follow step by step....here's how.

For the non-chinese readers, I have thoughtfully summarised the useful ways of committing suicide for your convenience.

1. Skip breakfast;

2. Jog with empty tummy;

3. Make tea with BOILING hot water;

4. Don't brush your teeth before you go to bed;

5. Don't wash your face before you go to bed;

6. Use chopsticks with paint to take your meals;

7. Take vinegar when you have a fish bone stuck in your throat;

8. Take pills that are left unsealed;

9. Put your cutlery on plastic table cover; and

10. Take strong tea when u are drunk.

Just keep repeating the methods in your head over and over...remember, thoughts become action, action becomes habit and you will die sooner than you thought. hehe...

Believe me, these ideas will work like magic...hehe...if u don't trust me, u could try ^ ^